In The South They Say "Raitarrrd, Faigat, and Neigerr"
I was in class today and I wrote in my notes "This Lady Is Mentally Retarded", referring to my teacher, who yes, is an idiot. Then, five minutes later I started staring at the word "retarded" and realized just at that moment how funny the word "retarded" sounds. I started laughing out loud in my class cause the word "retarded" kepy getting re-said in my head. I was embarassed, but happy.

This brings me to another story. Today as I was just walking out of class I heard some guys talking and they referred to some guy as a “Sand Nigger”. I felt pretty sorry for the guy they were talking about. Some arab guy was just trying to live and some people had to judge him on the color of his skin, which by the way couldn’t have been THAT dark hes just a camel jockey.....and then it hit me! I suddenly knew how we could end a lot of this racial tension in the world, and its all with the word “nigger”. No, I don’t plan to completely remove the word Nigger entirely from the English language. Instead I plan to use the word “nigger” to bring us all together as people. Why should poor African Americans be called niggers, when we could all come together as niggers! Every race should have its own nigger name and soon well all be together.

It wont just be the arabs as “Sand Niggers” and Indians as “Prairie Niggers” and African Americans as just plain “Niggers”. Everybody will be in on it.

Indians could be called "Curry Niggers"
The Italians could be “Spaghetti Niggers”.
Germans could be “Niggerwursts” or “Beer Niggers”.
Eskimos will be our “Blubber Nigger-Neighbors to the North”.
The French will become "Stupide! Niggers" or "Surrender-Niggers".
British people like Hoffy could be “Stuck up Niggers”, “Tea Niggers”, “Kettle Niggers”, or good ol “Mayonnaise eatin’-Niggers” (say that last one with a southern twang its so god damn funny).
Our Danish Amsterdamy-friends who hang over yonder in the red light district will be “Nigger-tutes”
Similarly Dutch people are just "Dyke Niggers".
Of Course our Mexican friends will always just be “Those Ole Stinky Niggers”.
Chinese people could be "Chiggers", or if thats too overplayed then we will fall back on "Patty Niggers" or "Buddha Niggers". (come on people, work with me here)
Aussies are undoubtedly "Koala Niggers"
Dont forget retarded children. We'll call them "Bad School Niggers".
And native Africans will be called "Hungry Niggers".

Even the animal world could get in on their share of the action with our kitty cat friends the “Nigger Pussies” and everybody’s “Nigger Chicken” friends the Crows (Ravens can come too).

See, once everyone becomes a nigger to everyone else then the word nigger will be used so much it will lose all meaning and then the word will just go away and melt into the record books.




Oh, and thanks to my little nigger brother for helping me some up with stupid countries and names for them.